DELICIOUS PASTA ALERT. AZIZ BETTER EAT THIS PASTA IF HE COMES TO TORONTO.
Fish-based joke battle
Random food happenings from Powerball- the video I SHOULD have made involves bringing takeout containers and smuggling out pieces of octopus.
Impromptu Food Bomb- I can’t even go into a barbecue place without getting offered piles of duck heads!
Listen to the video- I say I’m a video artist I guess I mean it. The story of the pizza pole is longer than be contained in this video so I might need to revisit it. I have been in my post pizza pole period for over two summers it is my greatest triumph and failure,and its lessons continue to reverberate in my mind.
Susur’s Special Sauce Secrets!
I talked with Chef Susur Lee and tried to get him to reveal some secrets. He didn’t really give up any secrets, but it was a great discussion and herb oils are definitely a really useful thing to have in the kitchen. 2015 I WILL USE MORE HERB OIL.
There’s more potential to lamb heads. More aggressive Middle-Eastern flavours for the next one.
RELEASE THE QUACKEN
My latest food video for the Globe & Mail. DON’T EVER SANDWICH A DUCK BETWEEN OTHER BIRDS. The duck belongs on the outside.
I interviewed Chef Susur Lee and had him demonstrate his ‘signature’ dish, the Singaporean Slaw.
I’m excited to have made my first professional food video after many years of making some of the world’s most unprofessional food videos.
Pasta and past.
Containing the most embarrassing footage of me that exists.
Wish I could have filmed my (inflatable) kayak journey over to the island and back, but I was trying not to die.
aka Leviathan 2. An abridged version of this video was shown live, with musical and joke accompaniment as part of DOORED 14 dooredtv.tumblr.com
Doored Dinner! The annual dinner for members of the performance art comedy collective Doored! Jiva MacKay did the cooking.
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I was invited to a genitals-themed dinner party.
Cooking for Henri Faberge’s OPPORTUNITY CAFE pop-up event. THE PIG HEAD RETURNS.
I’ve never watched a complete episode of Paula Deen’s television program- from what I remember, it had more ‘personality’ than her utterly generic magazine.
Pizza happened to me.
First viral video.
ELVIS MITCHELL rocks a callback and de-spazzes Tarantino. QUENTIN TARANTINO IF YOU ARE READING THIS I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE MY STREET STYLE VIDEOS.
CHRIS HERON aka THE CONTEXTUALIZER. In 2 years he will interview Gaspar Noe, who gives him the nickname CHRIS HEROIN. May have made out with Mia Waisikowski.
REMY’S RATATOUILLE Thomas Keller you are a great chef. I wish my ingredients were as good as yours.
I was starting to look for a Leni Riefenstahl food clip to use at the end but then I was like NUH-UH LENI FUCK YOUR POWERFUL CINEMATIC LEGACY. AND FUCK ROMAN POLANSKI THAT GUY IS A RAPIST. Had to watch one of his student films, and it did have food in it. I AM EMANCIPATING THE FILM ROSEMARY’S BABY FROM YOU, ROMAN POLANSKI.
Also ORSON WELLES STANLEY KUBRICK VERA CHYTILOVA LOUIS C.K. APICHATPONG WEERASETHAKUL BUNUEL CHAN-WOOK PARK WIM WENDERS PINA BAUSCH WONG KAR-WAI JAFAR PANAHI TAKASHI MIIKE MAYA DEREN- respect.