Food Bomb #8

Doored Dinner! The annual dinner for members of the performance art comedy collective Doored! Jiva MacKay did the cooking.
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FOOD BOMB #7

I was invited to a genitals-themed dinner party.

FOOD BOMB #6

Cooking for Henri Faberge’s OPPORTUNITY CAFE pop-up event. THE PIG HEAD RETURNS.

FOOD BOMB #5

I’ve never watched a complete episode of Paula Deen’s television program- from what I remember, it had more ‘personality’ than her utterly generic magazine.

Appetizer

Pizza happened to me.

TARANTINO FOOD POWER

First viral video.

FOOD BOMB #4

SHOUTING OUT
ELVIS MITCHELL rocks a callback and de-spazzes Tarantino. QUENTIN TARANTINO IF YOU ARE READING THIS I THINK YOU WOULD LOVE MY STREET STYLE VIDEOS.
CHRIS HERON aka THE CONTEXTUALIZER. In 2 years he will interview Gaspar Noe, who gives him the nickname CHRIS HEROIN. May have made out with Mia Waisikowski.
REMY’S RATATOUILLE Thomas Keller you are a great chef. I wish my ingredients were as good as yours.
I was starting to look for a Leni Riefenstahl food clip to use at the end but then I was like NUH-UH LENI FUCK YOUR POWERFUL CINEMATIC LEGACY. AND FUCK ROMAN POLANSKI THAT GUY IS A RAPIST. Had to watch one of his student films, and it did have food in it. I AM EMANCIPATING THE FILM ROSEMARY’S BABY FROM YOU, ROMAN POLANSKI.

Also ORSON WELLES STANLEY KUBRICK VERA CHYTILOVA LOUIS C.K. APICHATPONG WEERASETHAKUL BUNUEL CHAN-WOOK PARK WIM WENDERS PINA BAUSCH WONG KAR-WAI JAFAR PANAHI TAKASHI MIIKE MAYA DEREN- respect.

snowbooze

I initially objected to use of the term ‘champagne nazi’, but you know who stole a lot of champagne? Nazis, that’s who.

FOOD BOMB #3

AND BACK. I’m still stuck somewhere between drunk and didactic.

First Custard Tart

MINI CUSTARD TART ICE CREAM GET ON THAT YOU ICE CREAM FLAVOR ROMARSH BASTARDS. ALL CUSTARDY DESSERTS ARE THE SWEET DEATH KISS OF SATAN. THAT BEING SAID THE PORTUGESE CUSTARD START IS LIKE MAKING LOVE TO A SOPHIA LOREN-ESQUE SATAN.

Also, I know that Sophia Loren is Italian and not Portugese- it’s not about nationality, it’s about WHO MAKES A SEXY DEVIL.

Eastern Promises – MIB3

FILM FOOD BOMB- almost changed episode 3 to be movie themed but this video needs immediate freedom.
Getting seriously not serious about CINEMA- perhaps I will create ‘the clock’ of food films. I can already get from Young Mr. Lincoln to W. to MIB3…

taking a stand

Kids these days seem pretty together with their lemonade setups. I forgot to ask that one kid how he made the lemonade pink…could concentrate have been used?

RICE SQUARE YEAH

The food is out there? (THE FOOD IS OUT THERE) The food is IN THEIR.

tapas 24

I wish 24 was more like tapas 24. Tapas make sense in 24 because they can be eaten quickly.

BASTARDOS!

THIS IS A FUCKING OUTRAGE.

Brunch Party

Melly Made It made it. To brunch party is to dream a dreamer’s dream.

Guu Tuu

It was December 31- That should explain the shoddy camerawork.

meat is the fake meat

Daniel Goodbaum is the fake Goodbaum. Mike Goodbaum is the real Goodbaum.

crispix crannies

If oversized lucky charms existed, this video wouldn’t.

Getting Guu

They are missing the potential of all the shrimp heads. I will never not drink a head-size mug of beer when I go to Guu.

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