Fruit Roll-up


BY THE FOOT…BY THE SHEET.

When I first read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe , I had no idea what turkish delight was.  I imagined it along the lines of higher quality, more textured and abundant fruit roll-ups.  If I ever have the chance to remake society, I will revive Turkish delight along these new lines.  Speaking of which- does turkish delight roast well on a stick over a fire?  Let me check…

Apparently not, and judging from a video with a bunch of wankers roasting a turkish delight with nail varnish remover, it is certain to melt.